These days I have few qualms about using public men’s rooms, and that’s all thanks to these little tricks I’ve learned through experience. Get your very own bathroom decoy for only $19.99 at the online store I haven’t made yet. For small ladders please see your local hardware store.
So here are some things I’ve discovered about New York City since moving here recently: Times Square defies nature by making it appear to be day no matter what time it is; biking on the street is fun as opposed to a terrifying bout against angry traffic to save one’s life; and queues usually aren’t as bad as they appear since they move along quickly. No doubt an illustration of the New Yorker drive to innovate efficient systems. Also impatience. Yep, I’m going to be quite happy living in my shoebox of an apartment here in New York City.
I really enjoyed reading this after only taking my first tentative steps into the mens room a couple of weeks ago. Thanks for making me smile. I love your comic.
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE TOO SHORT FOR MOST URINALS!? 8D
My friend laughed his ass off when I tried to reach one, once. Fail of death.
I saw some guy sit on a stall-less toilet backwards, once. o_o
Silas, was the guy Japanese? They have sit-down toilets in Japan where you face the plumbing.
Haha i read this today at school oddly enough when i was in the boys room XD
you know I’m only 14 right O.o just putting that out there……
Dude, I lolled hard at panel 4. I am a little insulted by the age old stereotype that cis males are distracted by rubber duckies but I’ll get over it.
Hah, I’m glad this one struck a chord with so many folks. I had a hunch that it would :)
Panel four plus Ian’s comment made me laugh so hard. Rubber duckies ftw!
Just discovered your comic and loving it! Found it at a very important point in my life, I dare say. :)